The First Annual PHM Joke Challenge

(You can submit your entries here)

A few years back, Andy Hess came up with a promising PHM joke. The problem is, he never came up with a great punchline for the joke. This is your opportunity to complete the joke and to compete for a valuable award (not to mention fame and notoriety). The joke involves three sensors and a reasoner going to a bar (or fast food joint … doesn’t matter). You have until Thursday morning (October 1) to submit an answer. You can submit as many answers as you like. We will pick the top three and invite them to present their jokes during the Thursday afternoon Fielded Systems session.